Create Your Own Seminar
Sep 7th 2006cwinsonlineUncategorized
Good Morning!
I have been thinking
Have you ever participated in a swap? They can be a tremendous amount of fun and certainly do get the creative juices flowing simply because you want to do your very best work for them. No matter what your craft, you may find swaps on line or in your community.
It is just another one of those inexpensive ways to get yourself known. You can swap products, idea cards, e-books, crafts just about any tangible thing you can think of.
Opportunity is never lost it Goes
To Those Ready to Accept It!
Carolyn
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Ice Breakers
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Government Logic
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap
yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said someone may steal from it at night;
so they created a night watchman, GS-4 position and
hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do
his job without instruction?”
So they created a planning position and hired two
(2) people, one person to write the instructions, GS-
12 and one person to do time studies, GS-11.
Then Congress said, “How will we know the night
watchman is doing the tasks correctly?”
So they created a Q. C. position and hired two (2)
people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11
to write the reports.
Then Congress said, “How are these people going to
get paid?” so they created the following positions, a
time keeper, GS-09, and a payroll officer, GS-11,
and hired two (2) people.
Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for
all of these people?”
So they created an administrative position and hired
three (3) people, an Admin. Officer GM-13,
Assistant Admin. Officer GS-12, and a Legal
Secretary GS-08.
Then Congress said, “We have had this command in
operation for one year and we are $18,000 over
budget, we must cutback overall cost,”
So they laid off the night watchman.
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Quotable
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“Most wealth is inconspicuous. The man down the street driving the nice car and living in the mansion could easily have greater debt and a lower net worth than the stealthy and wealthy plumber who drives a beat-up truck but seems to work only when he doesn’t feel like fishing.”
Loral Langemeier
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Daily Tip
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Consider doing your own seminar! Find out the companies in your area that are downsizing. Or you can publish a “display ad” in the local newspaper. It could say something like better if the company would allow you to advertise in their shop. You are helping them get answers for the employees they are being forced to let go.
If you are an employee from ABC Company, you are entitled to receive FREE INFORMATION from Local Professionals! Do you know what to do about protecting your
• Retirement plan, to rollover your investment with penalty
• Finding health insurance
• Lower you monthly payments to something more manageable
• Finding a new job
• Starting your own business
Call for information about a no cost, no obligation seminar presented by professionals in each of these fields ready and able to help you find the answers. Protect You Financial Future by calling today for information about this upcoming seminar. PHONE NUMBER
Happy designing!
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