Happy Halloween


Good Morning!
I Have Been Thinking

For your Halloween and funny bone pleasure – See below!

Happy Halloween!

Opportunity is never lost
It goes To Those Ready to Accept It!

Carolyn

Ice Breakers
Headstones

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way
down.It was.

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up And no place to go.

In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann.

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace:
The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them
manna. Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him
Anna.

In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me For not rising.

In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery: Here lies the body of
Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the
draw.

A lawyer’s epitaph in England: Sir John Strange. Here lies an
honest lawyer,And that is Strange.

John Penny’s epitaph in the Wimborne, England, Cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art In want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep; And thou wilt find a Penny.

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: On the 22nd of June,
Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune.

On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan
Pease. He is not here, there’s only the pod. Pease shelled out
and went to God.

In a cemetery in England: Remember man, as you walk by, As you
are now, so once was I. As I am now, you soon will be.Prepare
yourself and follow me.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow
you I’ll not consent Until I know which way you went

Last add, from Boot Hill, in Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies
Lester Moore One slug from a 44 No Les No More

Thought for Today: “If you make the unconditional commitment to
reach your most important goals, if the strength of your
decision is sufficient, you will find the way and the power to
achieve your goals.” Robert Conklin Teacher, Author and Speaker

Tips and Techniques
Tomorrow I begin my video tips with an Introduction to PaintNet
I do hope that you will tune in.

Happy designing!

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